seeing a man about a dog

Commonly used as code to describe smoking a weed, also known as petting the dog or a well behaved dog

Pot head 1: You coming seeing a man about a dog?
Pot head 2: is it a good dog?

seeing a man about a dog by CorrectTerminology December 16, 2014

Shave a dog 

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.

I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!

Shave a dog by grenfellorama December 16, 2009

Suck a dog 

Well suck a dog is basically saying suck my dog e.g golden retriever. It’s not ina rude way you just wanna day I don’t like you your annoying so go SUCK my juicy dog you dingus.

Jon:hay bobit want some pizza

Bobit:No Jon no one like u go suck my obese fat dog

I can’t believe you Sucked a dog Jon.

Suck a dog is a fat dog that has been or is being sucked

Suck a dog by joumamastv April 21, 2019

Shit a Dog 

Phrase used when suprised by some bad news or shocking event.

Tom: "Hey man, hows it going?"

Richie: "Wassup bud, i'm bitchin tar mucker"

Tom: "Woah shit man! watch out for that rollerblading T-Rex!"

Richie: "SHIT A DOG that was close!"

Shit a Dog by Bitchinmother March 15, 2010

to see a man about a dog 

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

to see a man about a dog by fernandomartinez101 October 25, 2011

Suck a dog dick 

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,

You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!

Suck a dog dick by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Still have a dog in a bag 

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

Still have a dog in a bag by Uwannahang May 10, 2021