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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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Baby you should know

I won’t let you go. I’ll show you the world if you say so. Oh she’s so bad, i’ll make it last. And baby i can’t leave you aLOOOONNEEEEE WE’LL TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN AND I CANT WAIT TO LOVE YOU ALL ALONE
Do you ever just, “baby you should know, i won’t let you go”, or are you normal
by washmewhep washmenene August 24, 2020
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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You should be on that.

It's what a married guy says to a single guy when he sees an attractive female but realizes he can't do anything because he's married. However, he would really like to live vicariously through his single friend when said single friend hooks up with said female. He would also like to hear about the sexual activities so he has something to envision when he's with his fat wife.
Married guy to single guy: I saw that neighbor of yours with the Beagle and she's looking good. You should be on that.
by kuch15 April 12, 2011
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as you should

AAVE (African-American Vernacular English). Used as encouragement and support. To agree with someone's actions.
H: "OMG I ACED MY MY MATH TEST!!!!"
K: "as you should!"
by Mackenz1337 July 14, 2023
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