Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

baka naman bobo yarn

used in describing people that have uncanny or gullible thoughts. Mainly used before he/she thinks of something uncanny or gullible thing to do, or after doing it.

Example 1:
Person 1: hey, i have a great idea! why don't we put toothpaste in bread so that we don't have to toothbrush anymore?
Person 2: bro... baka naman bobo yarn.

Example 2:
Person 1: *ate bread with toothpaste*
Person 2: bro... why you gotta do that? baka naman bobo yarn.

by MetaMemePlayer February 7, 2022

yarn

Yes

person 1: Say Yes.
person 2: Yarn!

by MelissaJeanButler February 17, 2020

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 7, 2020

parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.

That's just a bunch of parp yarn!

by parpyarn June 18, 2009