One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
Get the Petting your dogmug. by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022
Get the Go chili your own hot dogmug. Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
Get the Myabe tanisha will call your dog assmug. by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019
Get the Make Sure To Walk Your Dogmug. A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
Get the my dog your catmug. by beeeeeeeeeeegbmgrt April 13, 2020
Get the your dog is cutemug.