Yankees 

The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!

Red Sox Fan: We won one! You suck!

Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere!

Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever!

Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.

Yankees by #1 Yankees fan May 21, 2005

Yankees 

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

Yankees by Matt October 20, 2003

Yankees 

A term used for jerking off because of the yanking motion. Popularized by court from dirty street confessions podcast

If rubi rose pics leak, I’m catching bare Yankees

Yankees by Fuck.court August 25, 2022

Yankees 

TO ALL YOU YANKEE HATERS: What is wrong with you? Do you hate the yankees because they have the most money, the smartest owner and gm and the best fans? Why do you despise the yankees, because they win every year... Do you even know anything about baseball... People, all yankees are not bandwagoning idiots, Im a true yankee fan. I will die a yankee fan, because this is my team. I have liked them since I can remember, you can not "say" the yankees are bad, just say you dont like them... Damn,all yankee haters are in denile, you guys are jealous... Stop hating, and start looking at why your team sucks.

I hate the yankees because they have so much money from all their sold out games.

Yankees by yank fan September 28, 2006

yankees 

obviously the best team in all of sports. sure, there are a lot of people here who dont like the yankees, but they have to be famous because so many people know them and spend time making fun of them. who would take this much time insulting the red sox?

red sox fan: yankees suck! blah blah blah...

yankee fan: i want a hot dog.

yankees by fijdoifj June 27, 2005

yankees 

Lets set somthing straing the yankees did choke and they did loose the ALCS and all that shit. But face it the yankees and George kick the mother fucking shit out of the sox every fucking year.

Sox Fan: YEAR 2000 bitch

Yankees fan: STF ^ you r from boston u talk funn and im black

Sox fan:Choke

Yankees FAN: ok thats 3 for you and 26 for us stf^ FUCK FACE

THE YANKEES KICK ASS AND THE SOX CANT EVEN WIN A DIVISIOn.

yankees by Fuck the Fucking Red Sox April 17, 2005

Yankees 

Obviously, urbandictionary.com is filled with a bunch of morons from Boston. Wow, fantastic, you finally won the world series after 86 years of pathetic attempts. The Yankees still have 5 times the amount of World Series Titles and Pennants than the Red Sox.

Now that the Sox have won just one silly World Series, you can no longer claim to be the sad bunch of losers you were before. This gives the rest of the nation nothing to empathize with, therefore banishing your team forever to mediocrity. I guarantee in 86 years, my grandkids will proudly be shouting "Two thousand four!" at games since you stupid fucks won't ever be able to do it again.

It's just too bad St. Louis didn't show up to the series, they were clearly a better team than you lucky bunch of ugly bastards.

Oh, and one more thing, no one likes Boston because the chicks there are just so friggin' ugly and your nightlife sucks too. I should know, I lived in that shithole for four years.

The Yankees still own you.

Yankees by Daytona Blue February 11, 2005