wise monkey

Someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.
Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."
by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010
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freya wise

a freya wise is usually a long thin fluffy pink pipe found underground in orlando, only been descoverd a couple of times, has mini fish inside the tube which are called acousticfish.
Or a person who bangs peoples noses in, they are the person you want to steer clear of or they can do very bad things
'she is such a freya wise'
by ken chic May 10, 2017
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Jacob Wise

A very VERY British Man, who loves extra sweet tea.
Jacob Wise: B'rish Bruv, I luv sweet teh
by Cuttlefish 15 April 04, 2023
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Mr. Wise

Mr. Wise is a history/social studies teacher at great valley middle school. According to the fucked up people that go there, Mr. Wise is an above average guy in terms of looks. PERSONALITY HOWEVER, ya he’s nice ig. He stressed me out at the beginning of my eight grade year by calling me a “special student” because of my IEP/504 but wtv.
Person1: “Hey! What homework do you have?”

Person2: “Hmm, I have LA, math, and social studies.”

Person1: “Oh! Who’s your teacher for social studies?”

Person2: “Mr. Wise.”

Girl that’s probably high:

“OMG HES SO HOTT 😍”
by Gecko<3 September 24, 2022
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Emily wise

A evil clown with with long legs who likes girls. If you spot her run!
Emily wise pulled Taylor down the sewer
by your mega homo March 30, 2019
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ella wise

Amazing, great a true binchicken. She is smart and insecure. A yotube obsessor and sometimes a lil bit of a spider monkey.
She could star in a horror movie like the blair witch.
Kermit loves her v much.
Yo bro i saw ella wise today
by kegfjkysegutrbnwr February 14, 2018
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wise munch

whoa stacie you total wise munch!
by kitten March 19, 2005
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