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A great kisser who is the best person to hangout with. She is someone who is never awkward and I love her
by Moonkebal June 5, 2022
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Jack Wills

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A British clothing brand stereotypically made for the 'posh, private school kids'. Similar to Abercrombie & Fitch, except you basically have to be rich to be able to afford more than two pieces of Jack Wills clothing at one go... I myself go to a private school and Jack Wills is quite like the epitome of 'look-here-bitch-I'm-richer-than-you' around here. Luckily, I am not part of that elite group of Jack Willians.
1. Lily: "So, what're you gonna wear to town this Saturday?"

Catherine: "Isn't it obvs? My Jack Wills shirt, pink and blue Jack Wills blazer, Jack Wills jeans, Jack Wills socks, Jack Wills hat, Jack Wills bag, Jack Wills heels..."

Lily: "...Jack Wills don't do heels..."

Catherine: "...... Fuck you, peasant!"

2. Izzy: "I'm thinking of painting my bedroom this week."

Anna: "Oh cool. What colour are you going to paint it?"

Izzy: "I'm gonna do the Jac Wills stripes! They're just so cool! But I have to measure out each stripe, I think they come to about 5cm each?"

Anna: "(obviously scared) Oh... cool?"
by makvcupi May 11, 2011
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Something that an entire generation wear even though it seems to be no more well made than just about anything else on the high street.jack wills is a horrendous exploitation. People buy a frankly rather ugly £60 hoodie as a status symbol, because they like to pretend they're rich and think they can buy their way into something they're not.
I hope the people buying it soon realise they're wasting their money; you could get something nice for that amount. It's not even remotely interesting; or well made to top everything off.
"omg, it's only £60 for this hoodie that says JACK WILLS! what a BARGAIN"
by unprecendented January 18, 2009
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wills

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someone who jacks off in the school bathroom and gets caught.
Connor walked in to the bathroom and met a wills.
by Searlesy August 27, 2003
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jack wills

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A clothing brand worn almost solely by private school kids in Britain. Very expensive, Britain's answer to Abercrombie & Fitch Co. Only difference is that you have to be rich to afford JW. Generally worn by the pretty, popular types, or the wannabe private school kids.
She must go to a private school, she's wearing a Jack Wills hoody.
by [G i n a]* May 17, 2007
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dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020
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the best friend that a person could ever have, the hottest asian you will ever meet<3 could be cocky, and a douchebag but he's really sweet and you'll be glad to know him. you could tell him anything and he will totally help you with anything. a monstorous creature with a pet named grace kim.
"did you see wills over there?"
"yeah he's going hardcore with grace!"
by themamamamama January 1, 2012
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