what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

what happened SQUID GAMES

Death

I asked gi-hun what happened SQUID GAMES" he answered.

by Mamamamamammamamamamamamamamma September 3, 2023

what happened to this peanut butter

THE BEST QUOTE

Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.

by syrup :) September 19, 2023

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

What happens in seaside stays in seaside

What ever happens in seaside Florida should and will stay in seaside Florida forever.

"I got this girl pregnant in seaside Florida what do I do"
"What happens in seaside stays in seaside"

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

see what happened was

What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.

When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.

by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021