Wettieness

Wettieness is an abstract noun

It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.

“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”

by Dis kid mann April 21, 2018

Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi July 8, 2016

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020

Wettie-bix

The type of food a wet yute scrans in the morning.

Ah man Jide just had his wettie-bix.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020

WETTY

Basically another way of saying “nice one”

Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan”
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”

by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut

“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023