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soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.
The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.
by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019
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Windy Weld

a tea bag position (like texas tea bag) with the ass on the face followed by a dry fart
by mikegav October 20, 2008
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Weld Moufida

He’s a north African that Comes from the real hoods , he’s a cute mf , Has the cutest eyes and smile , He’s in great shape , he’s in love with lifting in the gym and Running.
Either He’s name is badr or his moms name is moufida hence the nickname.
Weld Moufida is the best
by I like him September 14, 2020
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Turd Welding

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
by Death Dragon February 18, 2011
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beer welding mask

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.
by DangerousDave June 5, 2005
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Missouri Welding Institute

A welding school located in Nevada, Missouri that educates people (mostly ex-cons), to weld. They don't really teach a whole lot. But after you do anything (such as weld a particular bead) thousands of times, over and over, till your hands bleed.. I'm sure you will get better at anything.
by Appleseedouch May 25, 2011
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beer welding shield

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
by mathmonkey February 9, 2009
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