A glorified mediocre North American Independent wrestling promotion with no future or anything worthwhile that you couldn't find elsewhere. Usually backed by wannabe smarks without a mite of ring knowledge who live on internet message boards. Ruled with an iron fist by the son of legendary wrestler Dusty Rhodes, Cody Rhodes, though not entirely visible on the surface, per se. While Cody is technically a minority owner, Shad Khan (the parent investor) daughter, Tony Khan, just so happens to run TNA. He also just so happens to be very tight with Cody. Nuff said. While the talent (Hangman Page, Scorpio Sky, FTR, etc.) and wrestling minds (Jim Ross, Arn Anderson, etc.) are all there, the smooth execution of all the aforementioned isn't. Bar none one of the worst, if not THE worst, Heavyweight divisions on North American soil EVER. Their current World Champion is an overhyped, reach-for-the-channel-changer, WWE reject with no credibility who has proven to be a lackluster heel from the onset of his reign. With Gallows and Anderso being recently brought into the fold and Tony Khan's expressed interest in ruining things, it's only a matter of time before it goes full 2000 WCW and 2010's TNA.
by YerNan420 February 2, 2021
Get the All Elite Wrestling mug.A porn but without the sex. Also, a porn that can be easily watched on Youtube without any restriction. It's pretty sensual but a little violent.
The pairs doing it moan, breathe loudly and touch each other, except they're not having sex but hitting each other (if you close your eyes, it's so porno!). Seriously, it's so pornlike, but without the nudity and sex.
While in real porn, women tend to scream. In mixed wrestling, the guys are the screamers and they are very downgraded and treated like shit.
The woman enjoy facesitting on them, twisting their legs on their heads (perhaps it's turning them because their face is touching their pussy) and the guys scream in pleas...I mean agony.
The guys never get to hit back. It's always the woman hitting them.
The pairs doing it moan, breathe loudly and touch each other, except they're not having sex but hitting each other (if you close your eyes, it's so porno!). Seriously, it's so pornlike, but without the nudity and sex.
While in real porn, women tend to scream. In mixed wrestling, the guys are the screamers and they are very downgraded and treated like shit.
The woman enjoy facesitting on them, twisting their legs on their heads (perhaps it's turning them because their face is touching their pussy) and the guys scream in pleas...I mean agony.
The guys never get to hit back. It's always the woman hitting them.
Some typical lines from mixed wrestling -
Girl to guy: Hey bitch, sit your ass down I wanna sit on your face until you fucking choke!
Guy: Please mistress, let me go. I'll do anything for that! I'm really hurt!
Girl: CHOKE ON MY PUSSY CUNT! Drown it when it's cumming!
*VIOLENTLY SITS ON HIS FACE*
Girl to guy: Hey bitch, sit your ass down I wanna sit on your face until you fucking choke!
Guy: Please mistress, let me go. I'll do anything for that! I'm really hurt!
Girl: CHOKE ON MY PUSSY CUNT! Drown it when it's cumming!
*VIOLENTLY SITS ON HIS FACE*
by Naughtynunu October 23, 2011
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Robert says he knows Professional Wrestling is fake, but still enjoys watching the WWE for the athleticism and entertainment value involved in the performances
by Ogre man July 7, 2020
Get the Professional Wrestling mug.Perhaps one of the most underappreciated sports, wrestling couldn't be described as anything less than hell. Practices chock-full of cardiovascular and muscular torture to make a soldier cry, terrible weight-cutting that is illegal yet encouraged and respected, and intense, brutal matches all constitute a life-changing experience.
There is wrestling practice everday, and one is only allowed water for dinner after practice. One also, in order to be as strong as possible, must lift weights on their own time, on an empty stomach. Technique is all in the mind, as wrestling is a thinking man's game. When finally match day comes, the fun has only begun...
Wrestlers may be called gay or homo, but they brush off the ignorance with the satisfaction that they are the strongest, toughest, and most disciplined athletes at school.
Wrestling is hell.
There is wrestling practice everday, and one is only allowed water for dinner after practice. One also, in order to be as strong as possible, must lift weights on their own time, on an empty stomach. Technique is all in the mind, as wrestling is a thinking man's game. When finally match day comes, the fun has only begun...
Wrestlers may be called gay or homo, but they brush off the ignorance with the satisfaction that they are the strongest, toughest, and most disciplined athletes at school.
Wrestling is hell.
He is a wrestling champion. The punishment and glory he has defeated an observer such as you will never know.
by KeNZeN November 11, 2008
Get the Wrestling mug.What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.
Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
by jethrojones August 11, 2012
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by Poops McGee January 7, 2004
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Bob: Just use F=ma, that's physics in a nutshell.
Bob: Just use F=ma, that's physics in a nutshell.
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