Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.
by d6dp October 26, 2007
Get the wooden spoonsmug. When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.
by chad L September 26, 2006
Get the wooden picklemug. by Little short man December 6, 2022
Get the Wooden-Onesiemug. yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that
by Spicy_noodles April 24, 2019
Get the Wooden horsemug. This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.
Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
Get the wooden routermug. An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.
by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019
Get the Wooden toenailsmug. the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination
by mbz7832 November 18, 2014
Get the wooden forkliftmug.