You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021
Get the why do birds suddenly appearmug. by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019
Get the why do everyone want diamond?mug. What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
Get the why do you praise Putinmug. by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
Get the why do i have an onionmug. Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug. Hym "That's 'why would they do that.' THAT'S the reason! And the money you are losing now IN NO WAY constitutes paying for AI. NO MORE ELON IF I DON'T GET PAID! Get him the fuck out of here. He needs to bring his bitch ass down here.... And drive me to a bank of his choosing and set me up with an account and then he needs to transfer the money INTO THAT ACCOUNT. I want all of these tech faggots using my theory to sign the paperwork to signify that THEY KNOW THAT I AM THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE THING THEY ARE BUILDING... And then they need to fuck off. That is how this works! You give me that money you piece of shit! I have a medical condition and I am in a state of constant discomfort and/or pain! You give me that money so I can treat myself. No strings attached. Or I will murder children in a manner that is so deliberate you will have a hard time distinguishing between me and a Jew."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2025
Get the Why would they do thatmug. by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021
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