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Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012
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welfare vampire

One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)
"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds

1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.

1 man: MY money is MINE
by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011
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Tall Vampire Lady

Tall Vampire Lady, also known as Lady Dimitrescu, is a Tall Female Vampire From the newest (2021) Resident Evil Game (Resident Evil: Village) known for her humongous tits and her height.
by Rom_Rom June 4, 2021
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buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.
by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008
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Vampire Hunter D

He is THE MOST beautiful creature ever.
D is so beautiful, that if you took all the words having to do with beauty in every single language in the universe and put them all together, you wouldn't even come CLOSE to describing him.
He makes men explode in their pants and women swoon at the mention of his name.
They would have sexy dhamphir babies in his honor.
"Ever heard of Vampire Hunter D?"
female-*swoon*
by AwesomeJellyBean August 30, 2012
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Gaming Vampire

A gamer who plays games till the sun comes out then sleeps during the day.
My schedule is so messed up I am like a gaming vampire this week!
by AvidyaUS July 6, 2011
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Vampires

Mythical creatures which were once considered genuinely scary, but are now the laughing stock of the monster world thanks to Stephenie Meyer and her extreme pile of fail 'Twilight', otherwise known as 'Necrophilia for Tweens'.
'Hey, have you seen the film Twilight? Those vampires are soooooo scary!!'
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"
by Fanpyre January 2, 2010
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