Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...
dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..
dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..
dude: Eghh!...
Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..
dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..
dude: Eghh!...
Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012
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"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds
1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.
1 man: MY money is MINE
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds
1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.
1 man: MY money is MINE
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D is so beautiful, that if you took all the words having to do with beauty in every single language in the universe and put them all together, you wouldn't even come CLOSE to describing him.
He makes men explode in their pants and women swoon at the mention of his name.
They would have sexy dhamphir babies in his honor.
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He makes men explode in their pants and women swoon at the mention of his name.
They would have sexy dhamphir babies in his honor.
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'Hey, have you seen the film Twilight? Those vampires are soooooo scary!!'
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"
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