A little shit hole that no one will ever come to or should never come to.
It is a place filled with only the worst of hicks that love the Confederate flag and God more than their cousin that they probably fucked.
But hey, atleast it has a decent school... if you like putting up with horrid teachers that make you seem like an idiot for trying.
Also Viola is an ugly name.
It is a place filled with only the worst of hicks that love the Confederate flag and God more than their cousin that they probably fucked.
But hey, atleast it has a decent school... if you like putting up with horrid teachers that make you seem like an idiot for trying.
Also Viola is an ugly name.
by OuhClothing July 16, 2016

Slang for slitting wrists.
by Charles March 23, 2005

by Scientifically legit September 9, 2015

Man, have you heard of that new band viola beach? Well they all fuckin died and then got ran over by an oil tanker
by Chandler Jones is cool May 29, 2016

A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022

by brainwashedd December 30, 2022

by Isabel banks May 10, 2020
