1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
by BillyMays March 31, 2009
Get the Vince Offermug. The lead vocalist of the hugely popular hair metal band Motley Crue. He is constantly being followed by groupies and was hot back in the day. Now he has reunited with his band and his looks have gone pretty much downhill.
by Miss Marie K May 31, 2007
Get the vince neilmug. one of the main characters off of The Mighty Boosh. sexy walk..*stare*
well known for his hair, which changes colour after the first season. funny as hell and co-contibutor to the crimp. loves gary numan.
well known for his hair, which changes colour after the first season. funny as hell and co-contibutor to the crimp. loves gary numan.
check out that crimping vince noir and howard moon do on the boosh.
"The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. "
"The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. "
by calmallamadown May 16, 2009
Get the vince noirmug. The CEO of WWE whose son-in-law, Triple H, once simulated sex with a mannequin, scripted to be Kane's dead girlfriend. Vince McMahon has kissed and fondled women half his age as well as drugged his wife on live television. Now he's trying to make up for his former actions by maintaining a PG background. Just recently, Vince McMahon terminated Hulk Hogan's "Legends" contract, took away his merchandise, and removed him from the WWE Hall of Fame on WWE.com because Vince found out that Hogan had repeatedly said "nigger" in a recorded phone call regarding a guy his daughter was sleeping with. Vince has lost all touch with the WWE and the WWE Universe; he does not know what real talent is anymore, he doesn't know the right decisions to make (especially refusing to let John Cena lose), and hates anyone who wants to change his way of running things (i.e. the former best wrestler in the world, CM Punk).
CM Punk in his infamous "Pipe Bomb" shoot promo in 2011 said that Vince McMahon "is a millionaire who should be a billionaire. The reason he is not a billionaire is because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag 'Yes men.'" And CM Punk "would like to think that the company would be better when Vince McMahon is dead, but he would hand over the company to his daughter and his doofus son-in-law (Triple H)."
by kcroyals_tabuu September 20, 2015
Get the Vince McMahonmug. 1. Vince Carter got up so high when he dunked on that French chump in the 2000 Olympics Vince's balls were in his face.
by Young & Freedman April 21, 2005
Get the Vince Cartermug. "after Vince Wilfork trucked Eli Manning his momentum was so great that he slid about another 4 feet on his stomach like a walrus."
by theNFLfan November 9, 2009
Get the Vince Wilforkmug. Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.
by lilripsta January 28, 2009
Get the Vince Offermug.