vassyr

A vassyr is an individual who deliberately and maliciously wastes petroleum-based products as a microaggression against the earth for their own existence. This individual routinely utilizes the same jar of petroleum jelly (i.e. Vaseline®) to masturbate as they use for lip balm despite many other readily available and eco-friendly products.

If you're asshole is itching, you should wipe yourself better after you shit instead of being a vassyr with the jelly.

by Frank Wonder January 22, 2025

Beneteau & Vassallo

A family of witches. Their whole lineage is made up of witches but only the middle females of the family or the only child boy or girl get the powers. The females are made up of women who will ruin and at the same time make your life better. The females are uniquely beautiful. The males are mostly mediums and like the females uniquely handsome.

Damn you remind me of the Beneteau & Vassallo witches.

by Khatarina September 2, 2016

Abby vasser

The fakest bitch of all the land. Every time you see her she’s got a new man.

Omg did you see Abby vasser? She’s such a hoe.

by cockadoodleboo November 3, 2019