vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.

Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.

by Carley G February 23, 2008

vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.

I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night

by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016

Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Vacuum and Cleaner

1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through

2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet

3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION

"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"

by mhsno October 21, 2008

vacuum implosion

1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.

Papit: “Yo Fenga, why do you look so out of breath, and have that painful look in your bloodshot eyes?”
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.

by Dvinny7 April 2, 2011

Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 1, 2016

vacuum fart

the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart

Hey listen to my vacuum fart

by mozley May 14, 2008