vertical stripe

Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.

You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.

by AngryAirman September 23, 2005

Vertigo

The feeling experienced when one cannot differentiate between up and down.

When the pilot did a barrel-roll, he had a feeling of vertigo when he finished.

When she kissed me a feeling of vertigo came over me.

by Sean Madden November 3, 2004

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

Vertical Degradation

Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.

Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.

by TehDrake May 5, 2011

Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.

When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.

by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017

Verny

A person that works to much and never gets poon. Lives a life at work or home and is sexually stressed. His or her parents often catch them doing thing or having things they should such as crusty socks, dildos, and urinating out of a window.

Friend 1 “My mom just saw me peeing out of my window”
Friend 2 “oh vernyyy

by JYD123 January 12, 2018

Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019