Uranus

The 7th planet orbiting from the Sun in our solar system. It is very far away from Earth, but your mom's wasn't!

Person 1: Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars...

Person 2: -!
Person 1: Jupiter, Saturn--
Person 2: Uranus!

by bri_whydididothis November 05, 2021

Uranus

Your anus

Wow, that's uranus!

by Byjxr March 27, 2024

Uranus

A planet that rains diamonds and smell like farts and the most hilarious planet name

Kid: Uranus rains diamonds.
Other kids: (looking bored)
Kid: and smells like farts

Other kids: (laughing)
One kid: so it rains diamonds and smells like farts.now that’s a combination that I would never hear.

by Jelsa12 May 31, 2018

uranus

it's big, it's soft and tight and very blue when i'm done with it

i loved smashing uranus last night mommy

by kuhewöosnfkjse vzlxc January 17, 2022

uranus

a planet in the solar system. duh

P1: uranus makes me feel good..
P2: ayo wtf?

by legendaryidiot September 20, 2023

Uranus

A plant of what some people like to smash

There are eight plants, but once I am done with you there will only be seven because I am going to destroy uranus

by Ksksosodjfj March 17, 2018

Uranus

Got smashed

Uranus is a planet in the universe which is made of gas making it a gas planet

by penissuckeranr April 10, 2022