Frank’s underwear

Very bright, colorful undergarments usually worn by kids named frank, or Frankie. Usually pretty fruity, made by ethika, it’s a high fashion risk. Originally found in New York, but recently it’s been making its way down a little down south stretching to Maryland.

Me: hey can I borrow some clean underwear, I haven’t done laundry in weeks.
Frankie: yea you can borrow mine but they’re pretty fruity, that’s how I get all the hoes.
Seuch: you don’t want to wear Frank’s underwear.
Me: nah it’s ok, I’ll just ask mike. I don’t want those weird tights you wear.
Ethika is a risky underwear brand

by Johnny sacc November 29, 2019

Underwear Sniffer

A man who seeks out other men (sometimes women's) underwear to sniff or bury their face in. Often found in gyms and pools, the ultimate goal of an underwear sniffer is to find unwashed underwear, so they can breath in the smell of a stranger's dick and ass.

I can't find my briefs after gym class until I came across our underwear sniffer coach taking a deep breath from them in his office.
I let him keep them.

by ATotalFaq October 23, 2022

cowboy underwear

Sunrise in front and a trail behind you! (Stained undies)

Wow! Those are some stained undies; they look like cowboy underwear.

by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015

underwear jockey

a person who will only dry hump

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.

by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

moody underwear

When it's cold out side and a girl's underwear gives them a wedgie.

"Girl what are you doing?"
"My underwear is giving me a wedgie."
"Oh, you have moody underwear."

by madqueen23 May 6, 2015

Superman underwear

type of underwear that kids under 7 years old wear

i used to this kind of superman underwear

by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012

Apocalypse Underwear

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.

When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.

by rez111 July 20, 2011