orinating

Threesome. 2 girls, one guy. The two girls are eating each other out, preferably in a 69 position, and one is a wearing a strap on (doesn't HAVE to be on but yk the vibes are there). The guy is peeing on the two ladies.

Two sexylicious women are 69ing in the back seat of their uber. The driver turns back to them and says "hey, I got a full tank of liquid gold ready, wanna orinate?" The cop that arrests them tells his coworkers, " I caught these three orinating on the highway." In court, the judge rules them guilty for "public orination."

by thepizzler March 25, 2026

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”

“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”

by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020

Cat Urination

The act of a cat when piss leaves its system

What is your cat doing

Urination

Cat Urination?
Yes

by Juanita Green October 11, 2021

Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.

Masculine urination on a tuesday

by thickcat3692 May 25, 2022

Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.

At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.

by Torqueconstructionnoiselewith January 7, 2026