A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.
At the mall:
Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo
Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo
by LTF2 September 14, 2008
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Get the Universal Problem Solver mug.Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
Get the Universal Law of Luggage Expansion mug.Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code
by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016
Get the Universal code mug.A generic snap that was clearly sent to multiple people for streaks and/or out of laziness. Against proper snapchat etiquette.
"Omg Andrew just snapped me! He's so into me"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"
by Whyarentthereanyhandles May 7, 2018
Get the universal snap mug.An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.
"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020
Get the Universal Key mug.A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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