Love Tumor

When you love someone a so much it cause them to grow a tumor and then leads to their slow painful death.

Girl: I love you so much ::cuddle::
Guy: Stupid hoe!
Girl: WHAT!?!
Guy: You Gave me a love tumor!!
Girl: NOOOO!!!
Guy: *dead*

by Muffin_Of_Doom January 8, 2008

Tumor

Karate choping someone randomly in any part of the body and shouting "tumor" and after they ask why you just "tumored" them you tell them they are going to get a tumor wher you just "tumored" them.

Alex karate chops Will in the arm. Will says "what the hell was that?"

Alex replies " I just "tumored" you!"

Will replies "what does that mean?"

Alex says "your going to get a tumor on your arm
now"

Will replies though his tears " I don't want a tumor !"

True story.

by Alex Hof January 22, 2008

Love Tumor

A girl who clings to their significant other, and when the other is not around them, they undergo a horrible transformation in attitude, resembling a state of constant PMS, torturing anyone within a fifty-foot radius.

Betty: Jesus fucking Christ, Nick, you asshole, you fucking spilled my coke all over the floor god damn it.
Nick: Her boyfriend leaves for five minutes and she loses her shit almost instantly, this is another sad but tragic case of Love Tumors.

by CoCo The Invisible Squid November 29, 2011

tumor

A euphamism for one's testical(s), used by immature boys to make an unsuspecting victim look at it / them.

Hey, man, check out my tumor!

by Kisil February 19, 2005

tumor

a clingy person; shadow

we'd go to the club if you could get rid of that tumor of a girl

by nappyafrochik April 6, 2003

tumor

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by yo chang June 10, 2004

Tumor

When two people have a same sense of humor.

Wow! We both have a tumor, sick

by Jdfr8s June 26, 2018