My roommates showers always last longer right before he goes out on a date. He must be pre-tugging it in there.
by Oliver Frutsenberries November 23, 2010
Get the pre-tuggingmug. (n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.
It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
Get the tug-of-warmug. The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020
Get the The Tolono Tugmug. by 311MidvaleBlaster March 14, 2010
Get the tugging ropemug. The act of cutting a circular hole in the bottom of a popcorn container, placing your jolly member inside, and receive a pleasant tug job from your lady, all while enjoying a film and being discrete.
"My girl made me go see Pitch Perfect 2, but thankfully she gave me the best buttery tug I've ever had!"
by Jdiesel1540 April 25, 2015
Get the Buttery tugmug. To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
by goatlickerman June 12, 2009
Get the tug and a weepmug. Having a wank until completion.
by namejeff January 2, 2021
Get the tug and blastmug.