Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me from behind. As I approached my landing from behind, she lifted her texas trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.
by The BK Man November 27, 2021
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by Essdogger August 13, 2024
Get the trashcan mom mug.Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.
Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?
by guitartechnician June 10, 2020
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