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Steel Tongue Drum

A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.
Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!
by freddythef'r December 9, 2021
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tiger tongue

The act of licking the anus so vigorously that the hair around the anus is removed and/or the brown stained skin of the anus is removed before proceeding with anal intercourse.
Her butthole was so hairy, I had to tiger tongue that shit.

I tiger-tongued her butthole right back to high school status.

She's so hot, I would tiger-tongue her all night.
by tahoe ripper March 9, 2011
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tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)
Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.
by The Entertainment December 28, 2013
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goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
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tongue in cheek

When a statement is "tongue in cheek" it is ironic, slyly humorous; it is not meant to be taken seriously, however its sarcasm is subtle.

Though not meant to be taken seriously, it is not overt joking or kidding around, it is "gently poking fun". A "tongue in cheek" statement may have a double meaning, some sort of inuendo or is witty in some way, particularly to the speaker. The tone or the context of the statement may make it to be taken seriously by the listener.

It's origin comes from when Spanish minstrels would perform for various dukes in the 18th century; these dukes would silently chastise the silliness of the minstrel's performances by placing their tongue firmly to the inside of their cheek.
(A family goes out to dinner with their grandma at a restaurant called Dick's)
Grandma: I love Dicks, they're so delicious. I think I need seconds.
Kid (tongue in cheek): Hey grandma, why do you like Dicks so much?
Grandma: Oh well I'm not sure, they just make my mouth happy!
by Laqueshus June 5, 2009
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Rugged tongue

When you eat sour candy or hot food and It rips the tissue of the top of your tongue.
“Ugh after I ate those war heads I got rugged tongue
by Littlelizard33 June 24, 2018
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Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?
by John Moneybags January 20, 2019
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