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foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know
o that baby is such a foggy toddler
by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016
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Mexi-toddlers

two or more toddlers of Mexican heritage who exhibit inappropriate social behaviors which are ignored or tolerated by their parents (or the adults who are responsible for them);
Following her back surgery, Mary began grocery shopping in a more affluent part of town, in order to lower her chances of tripping over a gaggle of Mexi-toddlers running around, since it was in fact Mexi-toddlers that had caused her to trip, fall, and injure her back at her previous grocery store.
by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010
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twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times
Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot
by fukness December 24, 2013
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Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young
I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".
by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017
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big toddler

A big toddler is an Abdl person who acts like a toddler but is really an adult.
Come on girl, we can’t do this right now! Go back into adult mode and I’ll play big toddler with u later!
by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018
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sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.
“How was your date last night?”
NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”
by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018
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Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"
by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021
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