Fuck My Fist To Your Face

no definition necessary...

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".

by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007

ass to the face

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting

hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face

by ben freeman June 12, 2008

shots to the face

usually comsuming shots of hard alcohol kinda relates to to the face but more towards to the dome

Pj took tequilla shots to the face like his head's a toxic waste.

by Pj Harris December 27, 2004

Face to da base

To suck dick to the bottom of the shaft.

"Yo hoe, Face to da base."

by V-Dub March 22, 2007

taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.

in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

by bri_bitch December 9, 2008

Take a Blunt to the Face

To take an entire blunt down by yourself. The guy who says it's just a really hard blunt hit is a dipshit.

Usually called facing the blunt. Assuming it's a halfway decent L (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty fucked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). Also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real fucked up real fast.

Blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade BC (beaster), but for better BC or headies you want a nice piece. The combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery shit gives you energy, and you don't want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.

I rolled up an L last night but my boys didn't wanna smoke, so I faced that fucker. I don't normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.

by kickflipthecat March 25, 2009

Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010