tinkleshit

1. A stupid person.
2. The act of pissing and shiting oneself at the same time.

1. Ugh, you're such a tinkleshit. You definitly rode the short bus to school
2. Man, I was so scared I tinkleshited myself.

by cheese fries <3 November 7, 2007

tinklefret

someone afraid of going into dark bathrooms.

dude you are such a tinklefret

by garret the farret November 29, 2007

Tinnied

"A word used to either describe a state of intoxication or an enthusiastic way to ask for or describe your tinned beverage, usually said in a loud, high pitched tone, with prolonged pronounciation."

Example 1: 'Last night friggin awesome, I was so Tinnied I beer bonged sick!'

Example 2: 'Anyone up for a drink?' 'i'll have a TIIINNNNYYYY!!!!!!'

by tinnyFTW September 3, 2009

Tinkle Dunk

When a man accidentally touches the tip of his penis against the toilet water when sitting down to produce fecal matter and / or urine.

Man, this water is pretty high, I hope I dont Tinkle Dunk my wiener in the toilet water while I'm pooping.

by CKRR April 28, 2011

Tinkle Train

Where In a public setting such as restaurant or bar, multiple women at a table(s), usually friends or acquaintances, will get up to use the restroom at the same time, forming a single file line through the restaurant/bar to the ladies room. Men have no problem going to the restroom by themselves, but women like to go in groups.

Shortly before the dinner show began, all the women at our table decided to go to the ladies room and formed a tinkle train through the club.

by jwick4896 February 15, 2014

tinkers invitation

A last minute invite to a function usually as replacement for an invited person who can't make it.

I got a tinkers invitation to Julie's wedding this weekend, I wonder who bailed .

by Jessyjes November 5, 2017

Kingston Tinkler

Originating in the early 2000's, a Kingston Tinkler is to receive oral sex from someone while that person is urinating.

Shortly after walking into the men's bathroom, Jon saw a guy getting a nasty Kingston Tinkler from a prostitute.

by Miikka May 11, 2006