Thieved

To steal something obviously and then return it after

Person 1: hey, I see you thieved my water bottle.

Person 2: *drinks then gives back* yeah I was hella thirsty so I thieved it

by kayecat26 April 26, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Composition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Composition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Composition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

BOBOS THIEVE

we shout" THERE HE IS!!! GET 'EM!!!!"
hes like oh nooo he hopes in bobos chariot and tries to get away
but bobo cant pull him so bobos back snaps
then we deck him and his back goes 'snap'
Z<-----his back
and then when hes almost dead we say " COME ON!!! GET UP U SON OF A BITCH!!!"
and u bust ur foot in his mouth then the oldman turns him over and freebies him then slip n' slide then asscrack rip
i shit in his mouth then we put him in a well and u shit on him
then the robber bleeds out his ears!!!

We kicked bobs thieves ass. his ass is bleeding.

by Sean BOB December 5, 2003

Treacherous Thieving Bitch

Aka Melissa Hassenger who steals from friends and family or anyone else who she can manipulate with the poor me act

She got her bf kicked out of his apartment because she's treacherous thieving bitch that stole money from his landlord.

by thebetterbitch July 25, 2024

Thieving Malcom

1. A name for someone prolific for stealing small objects from others households
2. A sexually promiscuous individual

Person A- Jared has nicked a fiver of the side.
Person B - what a thieving Malcom

by Cootinator June 8, 2025