S on D Theorem

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.

You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011

Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.

According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.

by Foley November 15, 2004

TheEret

Eret is a twitch streamer that's bi and amazing. He streams minecraft on the dream smp. We love his voice and his wholesomeness.

"TheEret has distracted you" and "TheEret is absolutely fabulous in boots"

by ;-; October 20, 2020

Robe Theorem

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.

Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.

by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020