Thea

Thea is a cute girl, with a big heart. She will always be there for you.
She has a way with guys but she dosent know it. But never give her blue soda, she will destory your house/room

person 1 : who are you brining to the party ?
person 2 : Thea.
Person 1 : OH SHIT!!!

by trutti frutti November 7, 2019

Thea

Thea is a person you want to be friends with. She will make you laugh and laugh at all the jokes you tell her. She is most likely Norwegian. She is probably pretty short or super tall no in between. She lives for Coffee (especially starbucks). If your her really close friend she will tell you everything. And give presents on almost all holidays. She is very sarcastic and tells a lot of jokes. She LOVES Target so you better bring her at least once a week. She likes to watch hockey and football but not play it. She always has stories to tell about her family. Though she may have something bad going on in her life she never let's it interfere with whom she is talking to. If you live with her make sure you have a emergency kit with you because she will need it a lot. If you have a Thea in your life hold on tight.

Person 1: Have you seen that Thea Girl
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.

by Malea Hansen February 17, 2020

Thea Syndrome

Where the patient experiences more keyboard spasms than usual. Victim will be more prone to "fangirling" and hiding behind random people if they find something threatening.

"Jeez, what the fuck happened to Johnathan?"
"Mf got a case of Thea Syndrome that's what."

by denjaraka November 12, 2020

Thea

Thea a beautiful girl that’s much better than Malthe, she’s adorable and so kind. MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN MALTHE😛

Wow Thea is so much better than Malthe

She’s adorable and fucking kind

by Potato Thea September 19, 2020

Thea

Thea is a smart person and also very pretty. She is weir but in a good way and you can always have fun with her. Sometimes she can be mean too but oftenly nice. She is very slim but she has no curves at all. Her eyes are very beautiful and she is from Scandinavia.

She thinks that she has a great ass and tits but she doesn’t.

She is pretty AND smart, she must be a Thea!

by RiverdaleLover<3 October 22, 2017

Thea

It’s the girl you never let go. She will always love you. She can be sad sometimes but that’s because she is afraid of losing you. She will not take your gifts because all she wants is to be loved. She’s cute, sexy and has a great booty.

I love Thea

by JonasKEH March 9, 2018

THEA

Thea is the most caring friend. When she gets home she wonder if she was annoying or said something stupid. Thea sometimes do say stupid things because she actually don’t give a fuck about anything if it hasn’t to do with her friends, hobby’s or family to do. Anyways Thea has the greatest ass ever🍑 and is so hot your eyes burn. She has the greatest boody but also personality. She is the FUNNIEST person you will meet if you meet her

LOVE YOU THEA🙏🙏❤️ 🔥

Look there is Thea!
- no way, I love her!!! She is

- she is the funniest person ever

- the ass looks like Kylie Jenners!!

by I.love.your.mom November 22, 2021