The Funk Palace

A house of girls that are all the craziest mother fuckers you have ever met. Can out drink you, humiliate you, and then fuck you harder than you've ever known possible. If you enter one, you may never leave.

Bro 1: Where's Jeremy?
Bro 2: I don't know man, he went to the funk palace last night, we probably won't see him ever again.

by Funky Worm October 3, 2020

the jade palace

A desirable woman's vagina, particularly the clitoris, and a euphemism for sex.

After three months of dating she finally opened the gates to the jade palace.

by Schproing November 17, 2016

the party palace

A place where reoccurring epic parties happen.

Lets go to The Party Palace! I'm in need of a epic party.

by Nanton Willard October 5, 2013

Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.

Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*

by mwiener13 December 2, 2010

The Sarah Palin Swirl

When fucking a girl, you rotate counter clockwise 180 degrees and scream in an Alaskan accent than go and run for vice president.

I did the Sarah Palin Swirl to please my republican friends.

by JOHN MCCCAIIIN June 3, 2009

the arnold palmer

when you squeeze a lemon in your partners vagina causing a stinging sensation and then proceed to penetrate their ass while they are in shock.

the arnold palmer

by Dirt Nicholson March 2, 2010

Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.

Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Unholy Roy Batty March 28, 2009