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The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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the world champ

like all around the world look at you being doubtful or unusual.
1 person "Bro yo sure you can handle everything"
2 person "I can handle it"
3 person "Bro got the world champ going on"
by J.C Micheal September 19, 2023
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the World Wide Web

The place where you can look up stuff
John: where can I find a picture of a cat?
Lauren: oh just look it up on the world wide web
by Crunchy Crouton February 14, 2017
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The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump

He has a face like mushy baby food and he has large wrinkles. He has a quadruple chin and he eats too many hamburgers. He got corona and won't wear a mask. He wants everyone to get it. He doesn't care about others. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!! BIDEN2020
The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump IS TURNING INTO A POOPHEAD!
by madzeeys October 19, 2020
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the world is going to end

a term used as an excuse to do whatever you want because on December 21, 2012 the world is supposed to come to an abrupt end
Jeremy: I wish i could go to the lake tomorrow but i have to work.
Sarah: Who gives a shit! the world is going to end!!

OR

Tammi: I wish i could go on vacation but i just can't afford it.
Sarah: Just spend the money... the world is going to end

lets be honest... if there world were going to end tomorrow would it really matter if you ran that red light? would it matter if you spent all your money that was supposed to be for monthly bills on hookers and blow? Just do whatever you want - who gives a f*ck...the world is going to end!!
by SeriouslySarah October 31, 2011
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The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition

What in the hell is this, a stand??????????? Wait why did you even want to type this thing in? Idk im just the one who is making this page, have fun nerds.
Random person: Hey dude do you like JoJo????

Other random person: Yea! have you heard of a stand called, The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition?
by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021
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the world is a vampire

--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"

when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
by clitty bojangles February 22, 2008
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