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brain freeze meltdown

Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.
Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."
by Dr. JJL July 7, 2011
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Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
by concise32 January 13, 2009
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Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016
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Nuclear meltdown

An situation when the temperature inside reactor core reaches such high levels that the fuel rods (made from Uranium) begin to melt their way down and destroy the reactor.

It usually happens when fuel rods cannot be cooled by a cold substance (for example heavy water) and they start vaporising every single molecule of water nearby, thus accelerating the process of building heat. The only thing operators can do now to stop it is to drop control rods, but it can be impossible because of built up pressure (that's how Chernobyl happened). When the control rods are down, the nuclear power plant crew still needs to resume water delivery to the reactor because of nuclear decay

TL:DR Nuclear fuel gets hot and burn it's way down the reactor.
Guy from Fukushima: The tsunami shut down our water pumps and now now the heat level is over the critical point. We have to evacuate whole wing of power plant and get fireman over here. Tell them there's high risk of Nuclear meltdown.
by Tomsow(12) January 28, 2020
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Marini Meltdown

The act of losing one’s shit. To have a complete meltdown and lose one’s cool.
Dan missed a 4 foot putt on 18 and had a full on Marini Meltdown.
by Jewwy January 16, 2024
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Meltdown

Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Meltdown: Don't make me countdown from five!

WHAT THE FU-*explodes*
Wtf bomb
by Fuckout March 11, 2019
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Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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