Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.
by Robert cain August 14, 2006
Get the hungry as a hostagemug. by Earlito the Great October 20, 2008
Get the Nigerian Hostagemug. when someone( specifically friends, family, coworkers) forces you to watch painfully unfunny or uninteresting videos .
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .
When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .
When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
My brother sat across me from me looking at something on his phone. He laughed boisterously. I jumped up and ran out of the room before I became his video hostage and was forced to watch people fall or get their balls smashed in.
by Beelzebubles February 28, 2015
Get the Video Hostagemug. When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
by ewanders1 November 18, 2011
Get the Lunch Hostagemug. 1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.
2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.
Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.
Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
by Snap Captor January 22, 2016
Get the hostage selfiemug. When someone makes a hostile statement or question towards you of where you can not have any possible response whether it silent or out-loud of where the person won't get them angry at you.
Nick: You know what I hate? Video Games. But what I hate even more is people who side against video games just to agree with someone! Or the worst! When people don't have any views on the subject so they stay quiet... So what are your views on the subject?
Tom: ...Damn I'm being held word hostage.
Tom: ...Damn I'm being held word hostage.
by TheSovietNazi April 23, 2018
Get the word hostagemug. The concern shown in a conversation when someone continuously brings up a personal crisis until the other parties are coerced to acknowledge and sympathize with the other person's issue.
James always finds a way to bring his financial problems into our conversations and won't stop until I show some hostage concern.
by elHORNO June 15, 2010
Get the Hostage concernmug.