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Gamer

The lowest form of life currently known to mankind. Discovered in the late 20th century, their population has continually risen throughout the technological revolution.

Gamers are characterized by their hatred of women, minorities and above all, breast reduction. They are best known for their ritualistic consumption of interactive digital media, around which they frequently congregate through use of the Internet.

Gamers are highly tribalistic and easily become hostile at the slightest provocation. It is generally recommended to avoid communication unless absolutely necessary, with which, extreme precaution should be taken.
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Gamerality -After smashing their skulls with bricks in an attempt to act out Super Mario Brothers, the boys decided they had enough with Gamerality.
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A gamer is someone who plays alot of games on a online platform. if you play clash of clans you are not a gamer. or if you play only the generic game at the time e.g. Fortnite battle royale
by BLOCKMASTER64 June 17, 2018
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Someone who plays the most EpIc games such as Minecraft, Kahoot, Club Penguin, etc. (Not fortnite)
Person 1: wanna play minecraft?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude, I am such a pro gamer at this.

Person 1: Dude. WERE such pro gamers.
by Gamerwhowatchgamingweek July 12, 2019
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The highest level of being one can achieve; one who plays video games.
This member of society works day and night to make sure everyone's ears are properly bleeding after usage of their dollar store microphone.
"Hey girl, I'm a gamer. You should hang out with me."
"I'm a gamer girl!"
"Haha yes cool very nice now let us play Minecraft: Xbox 360 edition."
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The most oppressed group of people in society.
Brave heroes with the highest average IQ of all groups in society.
They fought bravely and won against the evil furries in world war 3.
Gamer can get hot girls just by existing.
Hot girl: Are you a gamer

Me: Yes I am a gamer

*Hot girl proceeds to suck my dick*
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