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cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room
Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
mugGet the cupboard-climbermug.

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020
mugGet the old lady's cupboardsmug.

Cupboard Rat

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010
mugGet the Cupboard Ratmug.

Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.
hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus
by Folesy May 30, 2018
mugGet the Cupboard Mongermug.

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.
You're such a cupboard handle 🙄
by Jesta95 May 25, 2023
mugGet the Cupboard handlemug.

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.
by NasT4U May 23, 2023
mugGet the raid my cupboardmug.

council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
by Chazzyb July 25, 2023
mugGet the council cupboardsmug.

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