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Fart Chimney

When a couple is sleeping "spoon style" and the one in front releases some toxic fumes, then raises and lowers the sheets ever so slightly propelling the stench up between the close lying bodies "the Chimney" and entering the nostrils of the one behind.
by Monkey Boy August 3, 2004
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Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!
by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014
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chimney chicks

young women who smoke a lot
The exit was obscured by a cloud of cigarette smoke coming from a gang of chimney chicks who refused to move.
by Jag Silver November 24, 2015
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clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always
Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear
by Absurd_Chalice November 4, 2022
mugGet the clean the chimneymug.

Chimney Spotter

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!
Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"
by oscarino June 7, 2009
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Dutch chimney

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.
by Muffins. November 9, 2019
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rusty chimney

"you should do anal bleaching to avoid a rusty chimney. "
by naquita199 May 15, 2014
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