Swansonize

SWON-suhn-ize ('swɑn • sʌn • aɪz)

Term coined by Robert E. Swanson during his 1975 speech about train horns; it means to turn an otherwise noisy and jarring sound source into something musically pleasing

After having perfected the sound of trains, I wanted to see if I could swansonize ships to sound more respectable.

by xxxman360 April 3, 2024

Bodonn Swanson

One of the best television show characters out there. Bodonn Swanson's Wild Adventure was a hit show that began to blossom and show much success to the youth with a good slapstick comedy

Have you seen the new Bodonn Swanson episode?

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv October 30, 2022

Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020

sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.

Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.

by Zày December 15, 2017

TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna

That guy has to be a TJ Swanson

by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020