Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.

Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky

by *construction noises* May 24, 2018

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta September 1, 2016

Spring Stadium

A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.

Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall

by Legalize Spring Stadium August 26, 2020

New stadium

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.

The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

STADIUM

A code word for a butt or booty or STADIUM

That’s a nice STADIUM

Big STADIUM to the left

by currystopitbwbwbwbwb May 15, 2020

N64 Wario Stadium

Used to describe a guy whom a girl will only date because all the other guys are taken. He is always the last choice for a love life because he's boring and ugly. This is a reference to the only track in Mario Kart 64 that Nintendo hasn't brought to another game yet. I mean, who wants to see the same Wario head plastered all over the wall of the track?

Chad: I heard Brian finally got a girlfriend.
Jake: Not like she had a choice anyway.
Chad: Looks like Brian's an N64 Wario Stadium

by Flatblok71 April 19, 2024