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Slamming the Clam

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Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.
Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.
by Twatwaffle123 October 29, 2009
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slaming the ham

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What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.
1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!
by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008
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Slamming The Balloon

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Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"
by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
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Slammin The Salmon

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Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.
by lucyslking April 4, 2010
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Slamming the ham

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the act of beating ones meat or masturbation
I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off
by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013
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