by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
by Professor Tripp January 29, 2016
by Cheyyennerox February 22, 2018
A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
A non newspeak term for Universal Basic Income (UBI).
When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.
Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.
When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.
Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.
Carmen: "I just got my UBI payment, but it's barely enough for rent."
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"
by jr99999 July 08, 2024
*Jeff punches baby
Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."
Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."
by SMegMatic69 May 11, 2022