Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

by TC_333 June 19, 2019

sleepy caterpillar

When a guys dick gets limp and the girl smacks it on her face a few times to get it hard again.

Ex.
Calebs dick got limp and grace did the sleepy caterpillar

by Jonahthegreat March 10, 2017

indian caterpillar

the unibrow on an indian person

hey ahmer has a cool indian caterpillar

by ghengis swan November 1, 2014

Caterpillar Kiss

A caterpillar kiss should be defined as a man and a woman rubbing their chins together and kissing. Get it, cuz the circle of life.

Babe, you’re looking very hairy. Give me a caterpillar kiss to see if it’s time for a shave.

by D!ckface May 15, 2023

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019

Lil Caterpillar

A small, green, fuzzy caterpillar usually found in backyards. Also best friends with lions.

Moili: “Hey Roina, did you see that lil caterpillar?
Roina: “Yeah, it was with its best friend lion”

by lilcaterpillar07 December 17, 2017

Caterpillar Smash

A skateboarding trick also known as a helicopter.

Rodney Mullen can bust awesome Caterpillar Smashes

by CaptainKill November 21, 2010