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pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine
ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE
by Nova da quail May 16, 2018
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Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
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tanherime

You try to spell tangerine but you cant spell for s**t
"oh my favorite fruit is tanherime" "what?"
by Pepeor November 16, 2021
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tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016
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Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"
This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.
by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015
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tannerite

explosive that should only be yoused to kill isis and make them waswas
tannerite
by weedygonzoless May 24, 2016
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tangerine army

the girls or maby lads at your school that are bright orange with fake tan or foundation excetera
look at her man she looks like she bin tangoed she defo a tangerine army member
by its me guys March 27, 2009
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