Taliban mask

The act of defecating on another person's face and immediately enveloping their head in saran wrap.

Yo man, I just totally gave your mom a Taliban mask.

by LittleOknab November 22, 2011

Taliban Decimation

When you nut so hard that it exits through her mouth, exploding all her internal organs in the process.

Nut_meme used Taliban decimation.
It's super effective!
Gardevoir fainted!

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Taliban Tan

an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.

Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.

by Sethavellie August 25, 2010

Taliban Pearl

When you pearl glitch out of a trap such as a slab, fencegate, or something where you would not be able to pearl through, the taliban pearl is used to make nerds raidable

IM IN IM IN IM IN OH DAMN I GOT TRAPPED ITS ALL GOOD ILL JUST TALIBAN PEARL OUT

by 31H February 10, 2018

Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Mr Taliban

The leader the taliban who is the nicest person you will ever see

Favourite past time is blowing up a certain set of towers two at a time

He got killed by American bullies who call themselves the navy seals

Did you hear how mr taliban was murdered yesterday

Yes those navy seals are bullies

by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021

Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'

Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009