New stadium

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.

The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta September 1, 2016

Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.

Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky

by *construction noises* May 24, 2018

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Stadium Antics

The annoying things that happen at a stadium, usually during a baseball game, that are loud and pointless.

Examples of stadium antics include hot dog races, the singing of the national anthem, and the seventh inning stretch.

by pointlessfeces September 5, 2012

Margo Jonker Stadium

Margo Jonker Stadium.

Friend 1: Hey man let’s go to Margo Jonker Stadium!
Friend 2: Margo Jonker Stadium.

by monop September 21, 2021

Stadium

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.

People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021