When you say gg to your opponent when you know you have it won, but before the game is over. The earlier you say it, the more offensive it is.
Steve: Damn, people were really going in on XxNoobSlayerxX in the post-game thread.
Mike: He deserved it after dropping the offensive gg and then losing.
Mike: He deserved it after dropping the offensive gg and then losing.
by Delta 2777 October 10, 2020
After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
by C.Mo January 04, 2008
The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
by Kopernikus November 07, 2010
"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."
by Mucker101 May 07, 2012
When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.
The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
by Don E Darko July 10, 2022
soft and offensive, just like you.
by dattt boiiii June 06, 2017