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Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.
1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.
by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009
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Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".
1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.
by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011
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Swizzout

The act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a butt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the anus as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.
Ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of Vacation Ass. After multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his anal leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.
by Music Man 71 July 3, 2018
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swizzlepuss

That child is such a little swizzlepuss
by M22230707 February 18, 2022
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Swizz

When someone has both swag and rizz
Josh is so cool, he definitely has that swizz
by BlueSlurpee January 6, 2023
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Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure
Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!
by Seth Rogaine July 19, 2018
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Twizzle SwizzlerZ

Mark and Mike Mooney's band. Alright!
by solidarity1982 October 2, 2022
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